FUN WHAT NOW FOR THE MOTD LADS?
As Gary, Motty, Lawro et al are about to lose their jobs, Football365's Eddie Taylor has put his mind to trying to find suitable alternative professions for them all - and come up with some interesting ideas
CARLSBERG MEDIAWATCH A Tale Of The Telly
Today in our knee-high tackle on the football press, we examine the latest extraordinary article from Spain, an instructive telly tale, a shambles on the net and more
LOOKALIKES Fabien Barthez And...........?
One saved a pretty young thing from the mean streets, the other is trying to convince Linda Evangelista to live in Manchester
CARLSBERG MEDIAWATCH Beer Off!
Today in the page that is to the media what small boys with magnifying glasses are to ants: why Adams and Co are to blame for Welsh sobriety, the rumours surrounding Ribbeck and Matthaus, something truly fantastic in The Sun and much more...
LOOKALIKES Jaap Stam And...?
This one's not for the squeamish...
CARLSBERG MEDIAWATCH More Euro Media Madness
Check out our review of Euro 2000 in the media and find out about David Pleat's language difficulties, an unfortunately named copper and David Beckham's eloquence
LOOKALIKES Jaap Stam Again And...?
Some might have thought that the Dutch defender was marking his twin brother on Sunday night
SPECIAL FEATURE Not So Smart, Mart
365's man in the England camp has been lurking around the training ground to gather all the gossip from team headquarters. And it seems that a certain Arsenal defender has upset the troops...
CARLSBERG MEDIAWATCH The Madness Of King Keggy
Today in the page that reports on how the press are reporting on Euro 2000...some bonkers quotes from Kevin Keegan and Clive Tyldesley, Sir Alex Ferguson's unbiased view of England and Steve McManaman's strange plan to defeat Portugal...
SPECIAL FEATURE England Watch
Want to know the inside story of life inside England's Euro 2000 headquarters? Then you've come to the right place as 365's spy in the camp reveals all...
CARLSBERG MEDIAWATCH Taming The Paper Tigers
Today in the page that is to the media what small boys with magnifying glasses are to ants, we reveal the truth about the Gazzetta poll, Holland's versatile stars, an off the ball incident and all the rest
CARLSBERG MEDIAWATCH Have We Got News For Eu
Euro 2000 is almost upon us and the merry men of Fleet Street are primed and poised for the big event. Catch up with the latest gossip from the Low Countries as we delve into today's shameful offerings from the mass media