| Our Bizarre Lists - Daft excuses, random thoughts and stupid nonsense - in list form! Ten Pro-European Footballers - June 9 Ten Erotic Movies Freddie Ljungberg Might Enjoy - June 8 Ten Euro 2000 Footballers Whose Names Are In No Way Amusing - June 7 Ten Footballers Who Might Be Taking The Train To Euro 2000 - June 6 Ten Footballers Who Would Sympathise With Poor Old Danniella - June 5 Ten Players Who May Have Revelled Against The Maltesers - June 4 Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink: His Career Foretold In Ten Tabloid Headlines - June 2 Ten Posh Footballers Who Might Fancy Applying To Oxford University - June 1 Ten Footballers Who Might Make Up A Girly XI With Arsenal's New Signing Lauren - May 31 Ten Football Folk Who Will Be Welcoming Fabien Barthez To England - May 30 Ten Football Folk Who Will Be Delighted To See Ipswich In The Premiership - May 29 Ten Smoking Footballers (In Honour Of Wigan's John Benson) - May 28 Ten Football Folk Who Are Actually Secretly Brazilian - May 26 Ten Footballers Who Understand What Hugh And Liz Are Going Through - May 25 Ten Footballers For The Crisis In The Middle East - May 24 Ten Alternatives To Deciding Matches On The Golden Goal - May 23 Ten Footballers In Honour Of Tony Blair's New Popularity Rating Booster, Sorry, Baby - May 22 Ten Songs David James Won't Have Been Listening To Last Night - May 21 Ten Cup Final Footballers - May 19 The Ten Point Weekly Agenda Of An FA Official - May 18 |