Our Bizarre Lists - Daft excuses, random thoughts and stupid nonsense - in list form!
Ten Pro-European Footballers - June 9
Ten Erotic Movies Freddie Ljungberg Might Enjoy - June 8
Ten Euro 2000 Footballers Whose Names Are In No Way Amusing - June 7
Ten Footballers Who Might Be Taking The Train To Euro 2000 - June 6
Ten Footballers Who Would Sympathise With Poor Old Danniella - June 5
Ten Players Who May Have Revelled Against The Maltesers - June 4
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink: His Career Foretold In Ten Tabloid Headlines - June 2
Ten Posh Footballers Who Might Fancy Applying To Oxford University - June 1
Ten Footballers Who Might Make Up A Girly XI With Arsenal's New Signing Lauren - May 31
Ten Football Folk Who Will Be Welcoming Fabien Barthez To England - May 30
Ten Football Folk Who Will Be Delighted To See Ipswich In The Premiership - May 29
Ten Smoking Footballers (In Honour Of Wigan's John Benson) - May 28
Ten Football Folk Who Are Actually Secretly Brazilian - May 26
Ten Footballers Who Understand What Hugh And Liz Are Going Through - May 25
Ten Footballers For The Crisis In The Middle East - May 24
Ten Alternatives To Deciding Matches On The Golden Goal - May 23
Ten Footballers In Honour Of Tony Blair's New Popularity Rating Booster, Sorry, Baby - May 22
Ten Songs David James Won't Have Been Listening To Last Night - May 21
Ten Cup Final Footballers - May 19
The Ten Point Weekly Agenda Of An FA Official - May 18
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