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Last Updated: Tuesday 28 March 2000 16:12
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HOW TO MAKE A FOOTBALL PANCAKE FOR SHROVE TUESDAY
1) Take a bag of Tim Flours.
2) Half a dozen Vegard 'Eggems.
3) Add a pint of Emilk Heskey.
4) Give the mixture a gentle Stir-ling Albion and a quick Andres Whiskobar.
5) Then a bit of a Toss McKinlay…
6) …In a Barry Frying pan.
7) Add a bit of Alan Sugar.
8) And some Jif Horsfield Lemon.
9) Maybe a dollop of David Mayple syrup…
10) And hey presto, it's the beginning of Lent-ini!
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